Seven Reasons I HATES to Fly
1. Robbie's too cheap to buy me my own ticket, so I gotta get "stowed" in the overhead compartment. And let me tell you these items DO SHIFT during flight!
2. Flights attendants ain't as hot as they used to be.
3. Security won't let me bring my full-sized lotions no more.
4. There's always some screaming baby around. Man, I'm never having kids!
5. Four bathrooms for 200 people. C'mon!?!?
6. My fake knee sets off the metal detectors.
7. Hearing Robbie cry during takeoff and landing is embarrassing.