Tori, Andre, Trina & friends

  • 12-Jun-12 10:07AM
    Jade's
    Newest Update:
    I absolutely love when celebrities try to make a joke on award shows and they just bomb. Live awkwardness is the best!
    Mood =
    awkward
  • 12-Jun-12 09:38AM
    Beck's
    Newest Update:
    I know you're not supposed to eat in the library, but I snuck in some crackers anyway. I like to live dangerously.
    Mood =
    rebellious
  • 12-Jun-12 08:22AM
    Trina's
    Newest Update:
    I've never been invited to hang out with anyone in my own grade. Probably because girls think their BFs will dump them and date me.
    Mood =
    adored
  • 08-Jun-12 05:22PM
    Rex's
    Newest Update:
    Robbie sings show tunes in his sleep. Just one more thing on the list of "Stuff Robbie Does That Freaks Me Out."
    Mood =
    freakin'
  • 08-Jun-12 04:19PM
    Sikowitz's
    Newest Update:
    Ugh, I got stuck teaching summer school this year. Why can't those failures just teach themselves?
    Mood =
    wazzed
  • 08-Jun-12 04:01PM
    Tori's
    Newest Update:
    Anyone know where Ponnie is?? Or why Sinjin is crying in the girls bathroom?!?
    Mood =
    confused
  • Tori's song "Make it Shine" was recently chosen as the official state song of Delaware.
  • If a horse and a sea lion had a baby, they would create a new species: Miniature Unicorns. Unfortunately, horses don't hang around marinas, so this will probably never happen.
  • Did you know that placing a slice of Swiss cheese on your forehead can often help cure hiccups?
  • If given the choice, many flesh-eating fish actually choose to eat salad. But sometimes flesh is all they can get.
  • In Nebraska, cows are allowed to vote. Politicians spend millions each year trying to win over the bovine community.
  • The side effects of drinking rotten Sri Lankan coconuts are: strange visions, itchy toes, and a strong desire to bite furniture. We recommend NOT drinking it.
  • In some parts of the Netherlands, dentists make necklaces out of the teeth they've pulled. Each night they brush and floss their necklaces before bed.
  • Stepping on a crack WILL NOT break your mother's back. But it will give her adult acne. Be careful where you walk.
  • By practicing daily for 36 years, Albert Einstein was able, with great concentration, to move small objects across the room with his mind.
  • People who are afraid of warm bread have what they call "Tepidus-panem-phobia." Offering them a toasted bagel will make them explode. Literally.
  • In 1987, twenty-two house plants were convicted of felonies in Chicago alone.
  • In ancient times, if someone sneezed, you were legally allowed to slap them.
  • Strangely enough, the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" was first told in 400 B.C. before the invention of either roads or chickens.
  • The official language of China is Norwegian, but the Chinese people choose not to speak it.
  • The oldest woman in the world can still bench press 200 pounds. However, she has a hard time peeing without help.
  • In New Zealand, back zits are considered good luck and students will often sleep on bacon grease the night before exams.
  • Studies show that putting sea salt between your toes at night increases your memory and eyesight. We don't remember where we saw this fact.
  • The world's largest toilet is in Spokane, Washington and can sit 37 people at the same time!
  • The world's first chewing gum was beef flavored.
  • Although normally very friendly, a penguin WILL attack if you make fun of the way it walks. So we suggest not doing that.
  • In Finland, Christmas caroling without a license is a crime on par with arson and burglary. However, Christmas yodeling without a license is permitted AND encouraged.
  • A mall Santa in Stanker, Wyoming holds the record for most sits upon his knee in a single day. He now has arthritis.
  • 99% of turkeys polled say Thanksgiving is their least favorite holiday. The other 1% chose Valentine's Day, but that's cuz they can't get girlfriends.
  • According to leading style experts, the big fashion trend of 2012 will be unibrows. You better start growing yours out now!
  • A standard size pumpkin, when properly connected with ordinary electrical cables, can power a widescreen television for 56 hours.
  • The color purple didn't exist until 1923, when it was accidentally invented by Ukrainian scientists.
  • The city of Portland allows you to keep up to 5 llamas in your apartment at any given time, provided you pay a $500 dollar a year "Llama Tax."
  • There is only ONE dinosaur still alive today. His name is Fred. He lives in Hoboken, NJ and his favorite food is gnocchi.
  • Before moving on to politics, John Adams was a professional magician known as Clyde the Magnificent.
  • In certain parts of Italy, it is illegal for dogs to walk in public without wearing underwear.
  • When peanut butter was first invented, it was used as a lubricant for special machines in Mexico.
  • In Russia, they celebrate their Independence Day by safely dropping Pug Monkeys (with parachutes) from helicopters.
  • Until 1856, the English alphabet only had 25 letters. The letter K was added in January of that year by Kris Kristofferson.
  • The brassiere (aka "bra") was invented by Benjamin Franklin, originally as a device for women to carry extra peanuts.
  • In 1965 it became legal for chickens to wed in the state of North Dakota. Ducks are still prohibited from marrying in all 50 states.
  • Studies show that people who are left-handed are more likely to be abducted by aliens.
  • Whale eggs are larger than most beach balls.
  • In some parts of England, it's considered rude to give a woman soup.
  • If a horse smells watermelon, he will giggle uncontrollably.
  • In the Portuguese language, the word for "foot" also means "bloody monkeys."
  • Human ear wax is considered a delicacy in Wisconsin.
  • The furthest star from planet Earth, visible to the human eye, is named "Ronnie."
  • If a mouse eats cheese upside down, the mouse will explode.
  • Until the late 1930's, Halloween was referred to as "The Ween Festival."
  • In the early 1700's, dark-haired women often used pork fat as hair conditioner.
  • Because of the cold climate in New Zealand, most vegetables are grown in public restrooms.
  • Abraham Lincoln, every night before bed, would eat a large mug of tuna fish and strawberries.
  • In France, school children eat onions like American school children eat apples.
  • Traditionally, Italian princesses bathe in blueberry juice.
  • The average human mouth contains millions of micro-bacteria called "tongue-walkers."
  • The basketball term "dribbling" comes from the Latin word "Dreeblae" which means "ball bouncing."
  • Before shampoo was invented, Europeans washed their hair with sheep fat.
  • According to scientific evidence, the human brain, if eaten, tastes very much like tunafish.
  • When ketchup was first invented, it got its red color from chicken blood.
  • In Wisconsin it is illegal for women to wear swimsuits with high heeled shoes.
  • The world's largest pizza was over 2,000 miles wide. It was eaten by fourth graders from New Jersey.
  • The game "Soccer" was invented in Canada and was originally called "Ball Kicking."
  • The ancient Egyptians invented pyramids, toothpaste, and spandex.
  • The name "Jennifer" comes from the Latin word "jenefia" which means "unfortunate female."
  • There are no cows on the island of Kernivia so, instead, people drink dog milk.
  • Every year in America, over 46,000 people are arrested for eating illegal meat.
  • In some foreign countries, ear wax is considered a delicacy, often eaten on crackers.
  • In Australia it's illegal to wear a skirt when visiting a farm.
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    Andre Harris

    Andre Harris

    Trina Vega

    Trina Vega

    Robbie Shapiro

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    Cat Valentine

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    Beck Oliver

    Beck Oliver

    Jade West

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  • Rex Powers

    Rex Powers

    Sinjin Van Cleef

    Sinjin Van Cleef

    Sikowitz

    Sikowitz

    Lane Alexander

    Lane Alexander

    Festus

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