Erwin Sikowitz, Hollywood Arts High - Victorious

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This week I challenge you to say YES to everything!!! May you all have adventures worthy of a hit sitcom's series finale!

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How Trina Got In: Sikowitz's Version

Here's how Trina REALLY got in to Hollywood Arts. The tale involves a rotten coconut and a hot dog, as most of my best stories usually do.

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Sikowitz's Bloopers (TheSlap Exclusive!)

Okay, for some reason Sikowitz made a video of all my bloopers. So now… it's playback time!

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A Storybook Ending

See how our Christmas story ends and find out who had to go Christmas Yodeling with Sikowitz!

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Sikowtiz Vs. The Cops

When talking to the cops, never tell them you own a giant cupcake car. They never believe you.

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Fun in a Hot Tub

Improv is always fun, especially in a celebrity's jacuzzi with a kinda-famous web star named Spencer (The awkward older brother from iCarly!)

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Party at Sikowitz's!

Our little "acting excercise" got a little out of hand. I put together this video to remind me to never invite these kids over to my house again!

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Sikowitz Shakes It!

Sikowitz goes karaoke crazy! We didn't know he had those kind of moves in him! You go Erwin!

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The NEW Diddly Bops

The NEW Diddly Bops were NOT very popular. Children attacked us and destroyed our costumes. Geez, kids can be SO mean. :(

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Drive-By Acting Exercises: Beck and Jade

Sikowitz attacked me and Beck with one of his random "Drive-By Acting Exercises." Enjoy our talent!

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partyin'

Still recovering from reggae night on Sunday. What'd I miss?

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Beck About 2 1/2 days of school.

Sikowitz No, I meant important stuff.

woodside77 ha ha ha ha you guys are so funny

Lizardking hot cheese party

Fares Lol

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secretive

Everyone wants to know what my homemade sausage is made out of. Hilarious, I know.

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excited

Ping to the Pong! Isn't that what the kids are saying these days?

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Jade No one says that.

Amilen agree with jade

ella12345 yah i know

amber018 YOU ARE SO FUNNY!

sammy0212 no but you

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Tell Me That You Love Me

Told you I was writing a new song this week. Not only did it turn out great, it got us out of having to pay for dinner!

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flabba that was such a touching song! :)

williams17 so cool

RYANB good song

olitaowl6 love it!

twinkle467 I love the song

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Cat

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Ping Pong Pep Rally

Hollywood Arts really gets excited about Ping Pong! They even threw us a pep rally! How nice of them!

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maipham10 Lol

bnr15 I'd do the same thing

Domvastar go tori

Sharon344 me too !!!! :(

hurst yes how nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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worried

I dropped my harmonica in the men's room toilet.

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Andre Sorry man. I know a place where you can get another one.

Sikowitz Why would I get another one?

Andre Cuz your old one fell in a toilet.

Sikowitz And your point is?

kmegirl lol

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stressed

Do you know if masseuses offer teacher's discounts? I have a lot of stress to be relieved!

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pupowner I don't think so!

allydancer i dont think masseuses have anything to do with teachers...so i would say no!

loodeloo hopefully they do i know some teachers that might need it!

Rachel56 Thats ok

Rapolla024 Haha! Funny Sikowitz!

Tori

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Drive By Acting Exercises: Old Lady Tori

Sikowitz surprised me in the hall and made me act like an old lady who constantly yells, "M'yeeehhh!!!!"

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shley2 hilarios but i kinda feel bad for tori

cheesemelt this is so funny!

mayariya lol that was sooo funny

avatar1234 so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

catfan0911 hahahaha so funny

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psyched

Hello students, I'm teaching again. None of my demands were met, but my mom said she'd cut me from the will if I didn't go back to work.

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wzsq lovly

lo772 a little harsh you think?

jjam22 so no coconuts

minimetm awwww

LuvAWolf omg! your back?!?! YAAAAAAY!!!!!!

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Sikowitz

As you know, school has now begun, but I, Erwin Sikowitz, have yet to return to Hollywood Arts. And that's because my list of demands (which I sent to the school administration months ago) has yet to be met.

My Demands

A Coconut vending machine MUST be added to the Asphalt Cafe so that I can get my daily serving of coconut milk.
My mother MUST be banned from the Hollywood Arts premises. Every time she comes to visit, she hurts my feelings.
A pay raise would be nice. Tie-dyed clothing is back in style and becoming rather pricey.
A new PearTV MUST be installed in my classroom so I can play my acting reel on a continuous loop -- for educational purposes, of course.
Have security stop searching my satchel every morning. What's inside a man's satchel should be private.

Once all of the above have been completed to my satisfaction I will return to my position teaching the dramatic arts --- or until my mortgage is due whichever comes first.

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