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merry
I love all the gifts you guys gave me this year! Except the used exercise VHS. Thanks but no thanks.
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excited
Anyone wanna go with me to the International Lotion Convention this weekend? Imagine it! Lotion samples from around the world!
Mood
panicky
Uh oh, the coffee maker isn't working. I think I'm just going to call it a day now. Goodbye everyone.
Mood
dance-y
I got in trouble for dancing in the laundry room at my building. Man, those people take all the fun out of folding socks.
Mood
sweaty
I got family back East complaining about shoveling snow. Meanwhile, I'm mowing my lawn. Might go swimming later. #ChristmasinCali
Mood
hmmm..
Anyone wanna buy a 1998 4-door sedan with 195,000 miles and an electrical issue?
Mood
unmerry
My job at the staff Christmas party: keeping Sikowitz from sitting on the photocopier again. Anyone wanna trade?
Mood
smelly
Pickle-scented lotion = not as good as it sounds. Ew.
Mood
buggin'
You're supposed to tip your garbage man at the end of the year, but NOT your school counselor?! What kind of world do we live in?
Mood
buggin'
How do we have 12 janitors on staff and the same dead cockroach's been in the men's bathroom all week?
Mood
steamed
Hit the sauna with Rex this morning. He started melting. We had to get him outta there fast!