Ugh, I got stuck teaching summer school this year. Why can't those failures just teach themselves?

Seems as if my bathing trousers are a little tight this year. I'm not buying a new one. So LA will just have to deal with it.

You know, it really IS nice to get out and help clean up the community every once in a while. Even if it is court ordered.

@ doctor's office reading a magazine. Tom and Katie finally tied the knot! Guess I haven't been to the doctor in a few years.

I auditioned for the role of a bald guy in an independent film. I lost the part because I had too much hair. It's a good feeling.

That Sri Lankan coconut was 3 weeks old and rotten, and it may have given me visions, but it's STILL the best coconut milk I've ever drunk.