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hairy
I can't wait to get married because I hate trimming my nose hairs all by myself.
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frustrated
Apparently gummy bear isn't considered a meat. I have to go run to the store before lunch starts.
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blueee i would eat gummy bears for lunch!!! I LOVE GUMMYBEARS!!!
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Aria0421 it's not meat but it's very good and tasty!!!!!!
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Breezy1499 lol
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livefun829 LOL. i like gummy bears...
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janae1012t ok.
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worried
@ the smog check place. Apparently the Grub Truck is "dangerously smoggy." Their words, not mine.
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vacatime OOOOOO! ! ! ! !
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trr123 aaaaaaaa ok
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sashea567 lol
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bestpianos oh
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loveydo9ve lol sorry
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hungry
How do they get airline food to taste so good? Man, I gotta learn their secrets.
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crta umm, I would not really want to find out there secrets
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bestpianos I HATE AIRLINE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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petgirl01 I have no clue!!!!!!!!
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gentry987 I think there packaged
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Graceyk510 I hate airline food!
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excited
I accidentally dropped a watermelon seed in my couch months ago and now a vine is growing through the cushions! Guess what's for lunch?!
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sydneyk13 Um watermelon?
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jpahdoee oo oo is it water pizza....i love pizza
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abaker1000 i dropped a watermelon before and it broke
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saturn09 Super Wierd And Gross Festus
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PinUp Couch-cushion-melon?
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fishy
Fish is always best served a few days after it is caught. Like 9 days or more.
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Andre I don't think that's true.
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Festus Well, that's all I got.
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Makarley You call that a few days!?!?
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Anna4124 I am never eating your fish
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mokeyno Um... Ok.
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apologetic
I was going to make my famous burritos today, but I'm all out of mayonnaise. Sorry kids.
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Andre Wait… you put mayo in your burritos?
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Festus Yep. It's the secret ingredient.
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Beck Well, you've totally ruined Mexican food for me. Thanks.
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0315nett festus im a big fan of your burritos
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Iza2002 Why would a person put mayo on a burritos.
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proud
Hope you guys enjoyed today's mashed potatoes! Fun Fact: They contained no actual potatoes!
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Cat Then what was in it?
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Festus My little secret.
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Tori I'm so scared right now.
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coolalien awesome
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amanda4206 what secret
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barfy
I'm kind of sick today. Hopefully no one ate the handmade quesadillas.
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Robbie That was the only thing on the menu!
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Festus Oops.
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PinkPigGy Hahahahahahahahahaha that's nice
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lovebug i agree with robbie
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Vickiee Hahahaha! XD
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hungry
Today's special: Veggie Burgers with Bacon!
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Tori Doesn't that kind of defeat the point?
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dakota886 i <3 bacon!!!!!!
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shani6 yeah i agree with tori
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Avanya0101 That sounds good
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TeeHee16 Can I Get A Veggie Burger without the Bacon?
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fishy
It's finger food day at the Grub Truck! Come on down for some hot clam chowder!
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Tori Clam chowder is NOT finger food!
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Festus Yeah, well, I ran out of spoons.
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Cutie11111 funny lol
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rosieu i don't like using spoons they look super weird don't ya think?
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gorilla321 you guys are so funny