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I'm always making food for you kids. Why don't you cook for me for a change!?!
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It's Italian Wednesday at the Grub Truck! All the enchiladas you can eat!
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Beck Enchiladas are NOT Italian!
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Festus What are you, a geologist?
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ther Enchiladas are mexican right?
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alexa67895 yea festus enchiladas is not an italitan food!
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cozykitty5 ok
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cheap
Today's Special: Garbage Chicken. Chicken stuffed with Friday's leftovers. Mmm... Gross!
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vgirl88 yeah, not a big fan of the grub truck. :-(
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In honor of Easter, The Grub Truck is serving up rabbit stew!
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Tori That's horrible! You can't serve rabbit on Easter!
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Andre Yeah you don't want to offend the Easter Bunny.
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Festus Uh, I mean vegetable stew! Absolutely no rabbits at all… even if it tastes like it.
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Why are people so surprised when I put mayonnaise on my burritos? Have you tried it? It's delicious!
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truthful
Don't believe what you hear. The Health Department DID NOT shut down the Grub Truck… they just gave us a very stern talking to.
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lazy
I need to work out. Anyone got any exercise programs where I wouldn't need to leave the couch or stop eating?
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broke
Hold on? You're supposed to pay taxes? Can I borrow $4000 from anyone?
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It's lunchtime! Just think, everything you're eating right now was alive a week ago!
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Tori Once again, there goes my appetite.
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Jade Festus, you're my kind of guy.
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U.S. Fat Cakes are nothing like Yerbanian Fat Cakes. In Yerba, our cakes are made out of actual sheep fat. It's quite delicious actually.
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jeneca Yeah.....
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Antique that sounds like it would taste gross.
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amblou1972 WOW FESTUS
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cat4812 EWWWW!
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Koolsun Gross!!
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Anybody find a bandage in their bean burrito today? If so, I'd like it back. It's got sentimental value.
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Tori And there goes my appetite.
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Sinjin I thought my burrito tasted weird today.
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ShaayBeaar ewwww, ):
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booj123 akward
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LilAuthor1 I'm so glad I didn't have a burrito today.